Spring = Diet Season

I just watched Professor Regan's Diet Clinic on 4oD and have 2 conclusions of my own:
1) she looks strikingly like my highschool biology teacher Mrs. Likowska - I mean, whoa!
2) the best weightloss diet (100% effective, probably dangerous in the long term but we all have to die one day don't we?) is 10 pounds in your account till the end of April - I call it the "restrictive diet".

Sadly, it's not for me as I am already one step ahead at the 3 pounds and 4 pence a.k.a. the "clensing diet".
Being a student is greeeeat.
I think I might try that road kill now...