Let's talk about having kids...

... ride motherfucking alligators!

via the EXTREMELY entertaining Vintage Child Abuse blog

Lanie Lane

Musical discovery of the season! Just what I wished for - a vintage-minded girl with red lips and a coffee-stained voice that kills!
Hotness from Down Under :)

Lanie Lane: Like me meaner

Like Me Meaner by Lanie Lane

Lanie Lane: Bang bang

Bang Bang by Lanie Lane

Lanie Lane: Hoochie Coochie Man

Shimmy

Lalalalala I'm gonna shimmy it up vintage style! like so:

Today

I am reading...

...a french novel.

I am wearing...

...silver earrings from Istanbul.

I am smelling of...

...deliciousness!

I am sipping...

...sparkly pink lemonade.

I am wishing I was somewhere like...

...this!
Musée Gustave Moreau, Paris.

It's been a good (and, apparently, frosty-pink!) day.

My London Weekend

Adventure begins with Friday night mulled wine...

Up bright and early(ish) for a wander around Shoreditch...

Erm... What's that lurking in the side street shadows...?

Oh yeah.
A TANK.
!?!

Next: the Chapel Market - a mix of the expected...

...and old taxidermied animals. And pimp coats. Seal-fur hats. And piles upon piles of dusty fascinating vintage crap you can't even get close enough to touch, for more stuff is in the way. All in what seems to be a very posh crazy lady's living room.
Love. At. First. Sight.

I had to get SOMETHING from there, obviously!

Bwahahahahaha...bargain!!!

Fruit tea in some basement before the evening entertainment...

...with HypnoPug!

And finally: Dr. Clive's naughty Circus!

An "adult circus show in a tent in Hackney" DOES sound a bit... iffy, but I had a good hunch! To be distastefully amused and visually titillated catch the next Dr. Clive's Circus show in March!

SIGH. I need to have more of these amazing weekends, really...

Shivers and goosebumps

Simply CAN NOT WAIT for the halloween party this year!

I want to dance like so!

so cute! :)

More black & wtf treasures

Loving the wtf factor;)

Blog of note: Black and WTF

Amazing mesmerising collection of vintage photos featuring the obscure, the puzzling and the inexplicable!

Black and WTF

Forbidden Images

A magical sequence of images that were once deemed too immoral for public viewing. Enjoy!;)

"This short was made for the 2007 72 Hour Film Festival in Frederick, Maryland. All of the clips used in this film came from a reel of 35mm nitrate found in an old theater somewhere in Pennsylvania. The projectionist clipped these scenes to meet local moral standards of the time.
Will our current forms of censorship look just as ridiculous to future generations?"

Soviet Occupational Hazard Posters

Don't
be stupid.

L: Containers with chemicals should have accurate inscriptions.
R: They are working upstairs - don’t stay under the mast.

L: Hide the hair.
R: Don’t walk on fish.

L: Hey, scatterbrain, don’t cripple your friends!
R: Don’t clean the cylinder while it’s in motion.

L: Be careful with forks.
R: Don’t use your leg for taking off the belting.

L: I was drunk at work.
R: Tie yourself working on steep roofs.

L: Don’t leave anything without bracing.
R: Look out for buffers.

L: Don’t open the lid of the picker before the engine stops.
R: Watch your step!

L: Don’t use water when extinguishing the engine. Water is an electricity conductor.
R: Put the work piece into the die mould only using the forceps. Dangerous!

L: Don’t walk under the transmission arbor.
R: Look where you’re going.

L: Be careful with a shovel.
R: Don’t clutter your working place!

Be careful with a spud. Look at the lady on the right - she is not sorry at all, is she?

Aren't these fantastic!? Found via English Russia page